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i want to domesticate a cow like in city slickers.....

how do i potty train my cow? I will also use her for milk.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:19 PM on Jun. 15, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Get a pig. They are a lot smarter.
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 2:20 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • you want a cow to live in your HOUSE?
    peanutsmommy1

    Answer by peanutsmommy1 at 2:21 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • you want a cow to live in your HOUSE?
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    I have a room set up for her just need to know how to potty train.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:23 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • well, I'd get a really big toilet, chances are she won't fit in your bathroom door
    peanutsmommy1

    Answer by peanutsmommy1 at 2:24 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • This is a joke, right? You can't potty train a cow! City Slickers was a movie, not reality!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:27 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • Have you seen those dog potty training things that look like grass?
    Ok. Cool. Get enough of those to completely cover the floor in that room. Do you have a water and a feed trough set up as well? You'll need those. You can probably nab an old one off some random farm - but bring a truck.
    Also - get a cowbell. Mo' Cowbell! That way when you let it outside, you'll know when to let it in.
    AND. Don't attempt to feed it any kind of beef. Cow get all pissy when you assume they're cannibals.
    Fawn80

    Answer by Fawn80 at 2:31 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • Speaking as someone who grew up on a ranch, good luck with that. Cows aren't like dogs and cats; they don't care where they relieve themselves. They will do it while standing in the water they are drinking, so they're going to do it when and where they want.
    andrea96

    Answer by andrea96 at 2:32 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • My dad grew up on a cow farm. YOU CANT POTTY TRAIN A COW and you dont want to for that matter!

    Cows stink, all the time!

    now you can sort of domesticate them, as far as making them very friendly. They like people and want to be petted.

    BUT NOT IN THE HOUSE! THAT WOULD BE NASTY! Get a cat!
    mom2twobabes

    Answer by mom2twobabes at 2:36 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • They did not potty train it---stupid--- it was just a funny line at the end of the show.they don't know that are pooping-- it flys out their ass and they can't control it. They are not smart like pigs, pigs will poop in the opposite cornnor their babies are in, cows step in their poop and get it all over their legs and tail. And a cow turd it not a turd like in the pasture, sun baked turd, cow poop is like diarreha like a shovel full of shit.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:38 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

  • IF YOU WERE A COW--WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN A HOUSE--NO

    it is nasty to keep a cow confined they like to run in the grass in a pasture in the sun, and don't say you are going to take it for a walk---if you have any neighbors at all that would last like two seconds before they called to cops, and one cow will get lonely, and they are not quite they beller, and moooo loud.
    blue_glass_mama

    Answer by blue_glass_mama at 2:43 PM on Jun. 15, 2010

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