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My husband asked me to shine his knob. I've cleaned every door knob in the whole damn house. They are so pristine you can eat off of them! Why in the hell is he still upset????????????

 
lowencope

Asked by lowencope at 9:49 PM on Jun. 17, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • i found these strange stains and odor in my husbands underpants this morning. last night he was with his friends at his mens church group. i know he loves me and would never cheat, so what else could it be? cancer?
    hibbingmom

    Answer by hibbingmom at 9:58 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • When I woke up this morning,my butt was bleeding and I can't remember anything after 3 pm yesterday,do you think I was raped? I guess I shouldn't have gone into that biker bar huh?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:51 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • My 2 yo son is driving me mad. Is it too late for an abortion?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:52 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • I'm 3 days late for my period and I've taken 15 pregnancy tests and all of them are negative - could I be pregnant?

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    I saw nekkid pictures of women on my SO's phone, he said that they were his nieces. Am I stupid for believing him? They are a real close family
    Scuba

    Answer by Scuba at 9:52 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • Can I give my 6 wk old baby pizza? I'm sure he was watching us eat and was telling us he wanted some too.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:53 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • My boyfriend is married, they don't have any kids, but we've been together for 4 years, he's raised my daughter from birth and we have 2 daughters together. His family hates me, why?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:54 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • Would you please pray for me? I don't believe in god, but everybody seems to be so eager to volunteer all the time. I need help finding my keys. Thanks.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:55 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • my son will be leaving for college in late August..... how can I get him weaned before then? We just aren't ready yet! I feel like society is rushing us...... my MIL suggested I pump and fed-ex it to him daily. Will that be tax deductible?
    hibbingmom

    Answer by hibbingmom at 9:56 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • I had sex with 15 guys this month.What are the odds that my baby is my husbands?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:57 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

  • what brand baby bottle nipple do you recommend? we were using playtex but the mountain dew keeps eroding the silicon. what's a stronger brand???
    hibbingmom

    Answer by hibbingmom at 9:59 PM on Jun. 17, 2010

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