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3 Bumps

It was fun the first time I did it, so...

Post your best joke, please!

I'll leave this open for 15 minutes, and the best joke gets best answer!


Asked by DusterMommy at 12:19 AM on Jun. 29, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

    Answer by momofone072506 at 12:28 AM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • How many legs does an octopuss in a banana costume have?
    None. Banana costumes don't have leg holes. :-)
    Kiwi told me this tonight.

    Answer by Kiwismommy19 at 12:24 AM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."


    Answer by lovinangels at 12:28 AM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • your momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money my 10 year old son told me that one;)

    Answer by mari2120 at 12:26 AM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • What did one old saggy boob say to the other?

    We better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts!


    Answer by Adelicious at 12:27 AM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • Which day of the week do fish hate?.......


    Answer by colorsofgrey at 12:28 AM on Jun. 29, 2010


    Q--"what's brown and sticky?"

    A-- "A STICK"

    and then lots of giggling as she ran off :)


    Answer by momofone072506 at 12:39 AM on Jun. 29, 2010