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you wanna hear a joke!

lemme hear your best joke! I need a laugh :D

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maris1192

Asked by maris1192 at 11:25 PM on Jun. 29, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • A Rare Book

    A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.
    "Not Gutenberg?" Gasped the collector.
    "Yes, that was it!"
    "You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"
    "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."
    elizabooks

    Answer by elizabooks at 11:32 PM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • my grandma used to say "do you want to hear a dirty joke?"...."Two white horses fell in the mud"

    thats some dirty horses
    elizabugsmommy

    Answer by elizabugsmommy at 11:36 PM on Jun. 29, 2010

  • There were three guys in a forest.
    Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
    The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
    So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
    The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
    Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
    So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
    Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
    Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
    So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
    Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"
    kittenripmaygo

    Answer by kittenripmaygo at 11:46 PM on Jun. 29, 2010

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