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Attacked!

Another question from my book... I'm really interested in what you guys could come up with.

Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?

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MrsDex

Asked by MrsDex at 1:51 PM on Jul. 1, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (19)
  • I kicked her because she was snoring and pissing me off! I was trying to take a nap too!
    theutilitarian

    Answer by theutilitarian at 1:52 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • There was a huge killer spider that was about to bite you!!!!!
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 1:53 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • I would kick and fall on her at the same time, then say, "Damn girl, get up out of the floor! I tripped on your big butt!"
    mommy11260

    Answer by mommy11260 at 1:54 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • hahah yea, a really BIG spider. that's what i came up with at first thought, too haha!
    MrsDex

    Comment by MrsDex (original poster) at 1:54 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • I was walking and b/c she was sleeping in the middle of the floor I accidently kicked her? Or the spider thing :)
    bumblebeestingu

    Answer by bumblebeestingu at 1:55 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • I needed to vacum right where she was and she wouldnt move out of my way!
    beyondhopes

    Answer by beyondhopes at 1:55 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • Or "Sorry I thought you were my husband"
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 1:56 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • hahah @ mommy. that's hilarious.
    MrsDex

    Comment by MrsDex (original poster) at 1:56 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • I would go with I tripped and most my friends would believe it because I am a very clumsy person.
    LadyKiki

    Answer by LadyKiki at 1:56 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

  • There was a HUGE spider crawling on her? lol
    kimberlyinberea

    Answer by kimberlyinberea at 1:57 PM on Jul. 1, 2010

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