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What's your favorite joke?


Asked by renea20 at 5:35 AM on Jul. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • A traveling salesman was driving along a country road and his car stopped. He got out and raised the hood and was checking hoses and so forth and he heard a voice nearby saying "It's your fuel pump!" He jumped and looked, and all he saw was a cow standing on the other side of the fence, watching him. He ran to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. And when the farmer came to the door, the salesman said do you know that your cow can talk? The farmer said was she brown and white? The salesman nodded. "Well then don't believe anything she says, she doesn't know a thing about cars. " :)

    Answer by Bmat at 7:41 AM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • A bear asks a rabbit,"Say,mr Rabbit,does poop stick to your fur?' "Why,no. Why do youy ask?" "No reason" he replies,and picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 8:31 AM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • This occurred as my DH was purchasing fishing licenses for those of us who were interested in going fishing this year:

    DH to Kathie, age 16, "Kathie, do you want a fishing license this year?"
    Kathie to DH, "Why, what can I do with it?"

    This joke will crack me up for

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 10:31 AM on Jul. 3, 2010