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**Breaking news** How to keep your kids from bothering you on the toilet.

I just say..."Oh great. You must be here to wipe MY bottom" Haha See them suckers run.
Do you have any strategies?


Asked by 3gigglemonsters at 2:59 PM on Jul. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • haha I'm gonna try that one.

    Answer by heidi37217 at 2:59 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • I just lock the door. But i am going to have to try that one next time i see fingers under the bathroom door.

    Answer by MomOfDagJag at 3:00 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • lol!!! I've never thought of that. Thanks for the tip! haha

    Answer by CAGirl4 at 3:00 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • I shut the door and lock it. I only do that if my husband is home though.

    Answer by Blubuni99 at 3:02 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • that's awesome! lmao...i'm going to try that definitely

    Answer by mOmMyWiFeNuRsE3 at 3:03 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • I just tell her I'm pooping. She has a really sensitive sense of smell and gags when she poops so she won't go in the bathroom when someone else is. For a while, she put on her full face swim goggles, then the dog ate them, so she stays out now!

    Answer by Kiwismommy19 at 3:03 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Oh, I tell her I'm keeping track every time she asks me to wipe her butt. I tell her that she'll be wiping mine someday, and she just tells me she's going to be a princess on the moon and will pay someone to wipe it for me. :-) What ever works!

    Answer by Kiwismommy19 at 3:10 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • That wouldn't work here, the boy loves to play parent and nursemaid. If I'm in the bath he asks to wash my hair. If I hurt myself he likes to put on a bandaid and kiss it better. And yes, he has offered to wipe for me before now.

    Answer by RhondaVeggie at 3:15 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Bitter day, one of your kids will wipe your bottom when you are old.

    Comment by 3gigglemonsters (original poster) at 3:04 PM on Jul. 3, 2010