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My 5yr old son has been telling the WORST knock knock jokes.

will you tell me your favorite age appropriate knock knock jokes for kids?

 
outstandingLove

Asked by outstandingLove at 6:40 PM on Jul. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Bath toys.
    Bath toys who?
    QUACK QUACK

    (told by my daughter at 2 1/2)
    carmadsmom

    Answer by carmadsmom at 6:52 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Phillip.
    Phillip who?

    Phillip my bag with candy!
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 6:42 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • knock knock
    who's there?
    Vera
    Vera who?
    Vera few people think these jokes are funny
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 6:46 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Mara!
    Mara who?

    Mara mara on the wall….!
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 6:43 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Water !
    Water who ?
    Water way to answer the door !
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 6:45 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Figs !
    Figs who ?
    Figs the doorbell, it's broken
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 6:45 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?

    I'm sorry... I didn't mean to make you cry.
    MillyPontipee

    Answer by MillyPontipee at 6:43 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    a little boy.
    A little boy who?

    A little boy that can't reach the doorbell.
    MillyPontipee

    Answer by MillyPontipee at 6:45 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?

    Dwayne the tub, I am drowning.
    MillyPontipee

    Answer by MillyPontipee at 6:47 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Seaweed.
    Seaweed who?

    See we'd come in if you answered the door.
    MillyPontipee

    Answer by MillyPontipee at 6:48 PM on Jul. 3, 2010

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