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liberals joke on Obama. Enjoy.........

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

 
gammie

Asked by gammie at 10:33 AM on Jul. 7, 2010 in Entertainment

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  • "There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure."

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    "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter."

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    Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
    A. She the one with the cajones.

    ***

    "Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." ~Jay Leno
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 11:00 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • awesome!! what even more funny (well acutally sad) they are all true!!
    hobbitswife04

    Answer by hobbitswife04 at 10:53 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • LOL I am sorry i don't have any new jokes. But just wanted to say that I enjoyed these!
    tiredmomfor2

    Answer by tiredmomfor2 at 10:39 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • This country was in such a mess when Obama came into office, I just can't laugh at things like this.
    Lifes-A-Dance

    Answer by Lifes-A-Dance at 10:44 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    –Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    –Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    gammie

    Comment by gammie (original poster) at 10:33 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • As a joke we told our waitress when she gave us our check. We voted for Obama and we would like to pass our check to
    that couple in the corner looks like they make $250k or more so give them our check. She was like what? than started to smile, and said I think not. (it was a lib.area )
    gammie

    Comment by gammie (original poster) at 10:41 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • Lorikeet- very funny
    gammie

    Comment by gammie (original poster) at 11:13 AM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • LMAO, funny funny... it's sad that some of that is a pretty close to the truth! muahahaha
    youngmom33

    Answer by youngmom33 at 2:25 PM on Jul. 7, 2010

  • LOL
    miasmommy21407

    Answer by miasmommy21407 at 6:50 PM on Jul. 7, 2010

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