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What is "your" Joke?

Mine is:

A mushroom walked into a bar...
Mushroom: "Give me a beer"
Bartender: "No way, we don't serve your kind"
Mushroom: "Why not I'm a fungi" (ie fun-guy get it?)

muah ha ha LMOA, he he

Now, hit me back!


Asked by MDT09 at 3:14 PM on Jul. 9, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

    “Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

    So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

    The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”


    Answer by adakbride at 3:30 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • 13 yr old son put dawn dish soap in the dishwasher last night

    it was just like the cartoons

    Answer by fiatpax at 3:17 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender"ya got any gwapes?" "get out of here,we don't have grapes!' the bartender replies. Next night,same thing. The bartender mad as heck says"you stay out of here or I'll nail your feet to the floor!" 3rd night,duck walks in and says,"got any nails?" "no,I don't have nails!" the duck then says,"got any gwapes?"

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 3:21 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • The Thermos

    A blonde, while out shopping, came across a silver thermos.
    Fascinated by this object, she brought it to a clerk to ask what it was.
    “That's a thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold."
    "That’s amazing,” said the blonde, and bought the thermos.

    When she took it to work the next day, her boss saw it on her desk.
    "What do you have there?" he asked.
    "Why, that's a thermos,” she answered. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

    The boss asked, "What do you have in it?"
    She replied, “Soup and a popsicle.”

    LOL! :o)

    Answer by LoriKeet at 3:30 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • Fiatpax: I have done that before :0!

    Comment by MDT09 (original poster) at 3:24 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • Two men walked into a bar, but the third one ducked.

    Answer by Pnukey at 4:55 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • How do you get your hankie to dance? You put a little boogie into it! LOL

    Answer by michelle146 at 6:07 PM on Jul. 9, 2010