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Funniest Joke you ever heard?


Asked by pinkdragon36 at 6:37 PM on Jul. 9, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • OK a man and a woman just got married and they are in their honeymoon suite. they are getting reasy to go to bed, the man takes off his britches and tosses them to his wife and says " here honey try these on" she says "ok... Honey i can't wear your pants!" he says "thats right & you remember who wears the pants in this family!!!" she says "yes dear, " she takes off her little laces and gives it to him and says "here honey YOU try these on." he says " ok... Honey i can' t get into your laces." She says "DANG RIGHT.& THATS HOW ITS GOING TO BE UNTIL YOUR ATTITUDE CHANGES!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Answer by Cajuntexan03 at 7:03 PM on Jul. 9, 2010

  • You can't put me on the spot like this. lol. I like your mom jokes.

    Your mom is so fat if I stand on her belly I can high five God.

    haha I can't think of the funniest I've ever heard at the moment tho.

    Answer by LucasMama08 at 6:40 PM on Jul. 9, 2010