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Not a question but a funny pregnancy joke...

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

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Asked by jenae_gist at 8:33 PM on Jul. 17, 2010 in Pregnancy

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Answers (5)
  • LOL!

    Answer by jennifer588 at 8:34 PM on Jul. 17, 2010

  • lol.

    Answer by renea20 at 8:35 PM on Jul. 17, 2010

  • rolling on floor


    Answer by raemommy at 8:36 PM on Jul. 17, 2010

  • lol Made my day! thanks!

    Answer by CafeMochaMom1 at 8:37 PM on Jul. 17, 2010

  • My OB/GYN actually has this hanging up in his office. Cracks me up every time I see it.

    Answer by layh41407 at 8:41 PM on Jul. 17, 2010

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