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pipermomofash

Asked by pipermomofash at 4:46 PM on Jul. 27, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

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  • He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

    The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.

    He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

    He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.


    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

    The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 4:48 PM on Jul. 27, 2010



  • Learn from your elders


    A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight..

    The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.

    So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

    The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

    The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

    This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'

    The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the l
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 4:48 PM on Jul. 27, 2010

  • Two birds are sitting on a wall, pete and repeat. Pete fell off, who was left?
    sherribeare

    Answer by sherribeare at 4:48 PM on Jul. 27, 2010

  • Two muffins are in the oven.
    One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
    The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
    Honestbest

    Answer by Honestbest at 4:48 PM on Jul. 27, 2010


  • A redneck family goes to the mall. The father sees an elevator. He and his family are fascinated, so they watch as an old lady goes up to the elevator, pushes the button and walks inside. Thirty seconds later, a yung beautiful blond lady comes out. The father says, "I'm going back home and getting Grandma."
    love2snorkel70

    Answer by love2snorkel70 at 4:50 PM on Jul. 27, 2010

  • What does a gay horse eat? "Hay"
    sta517

    Answer by sta517 at 4:50 PM on Jul. 27, 2010

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