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I have a joke for you. :) RELIGIOUS - possibly offensive.

So this Baptist couple just got married and they're asking their preacher for advice on lovemaking.
The groom says, "Pastor, now that we're married, is it okay to make love with my wife on top?" The pastor says, "Absolutely! Nowhere in the Bible does it say that this is immoral."
Then the groom says, "Okay. Another question, is it okay to make love with my wife on her knees?" The pastor says, "Absolutely! Nowhere in the Bible does it say that this is immoral."
The groom thinks, and says, "Well, Pastor, is it okay to make love in a spooning position?" The pastor says, "Absolutely! Nowhere in the Bible does it say that this is immoral."
The groom, getting excited, has a final question. He says, "Is it okay to make love to my wife while standing up?" And the pastor says, "No no no NO! Absolutely not! Never! That might lead to DANCING!"

:) I apologize if I have offended; I am a Christian and heard this joke at church!

 
WomanWitty

Asked by WomanWitty at 10:30 AM on Jul. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • I've heard this one before. It isn't offensive. It is absolutely directed to Southern Baptist - of which I am one. It is funny as jokes are meant to be!!!
    jesse123456

    Answer by jesse123456 at 10:53 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • That is funny. I get the humor in that joke. LOL...Hahaha
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 10:32 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • I don't get it! lol
    SuperrMommyy

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 10:36 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • LOVE IT!
    justnancyb

    Answer by justnancyb at 10:38 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • I love it! I heard it many years ago...from my Baptist DH who thought the church rules were a bunch of BS. He danced ...and did all the other stuff the church said they shouldn't do. :-)
    gertie41

    Answer by gertie41 at 10:43 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • Oh noes! teehee
    ta2dirishlass

    Answer by ta2dirishlass at 10:39 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • That was cute!
    mscamp0235

    Answer by mscamp0235 at 10:52 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • If you've ever seen "Footloose",you'd get it. Baptists don't allow dancing
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 10:53 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • Hahaha! Good one!
    Katt709

    Answer by Katt709 at 10:58 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

  • Ahahahaa....that's a good one :)

    *since I grew up in churches that thought dancing was you know...of the devil and whatnot!
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 11:02 AM on Jul. 28, 2010

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