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Tell me the stupidest joke you've heard!

 
Cindy18

Asked by Cindy18 at 6:41 PM on Jul. 29, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

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Answers (11)
  • A man walks into a bar...ouch
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:09 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • What did the Vampire say to his teacher?


    I'll see you next period.
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 6:42 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • I dont have one, but I must say that I think that joke was more gross than stupid. Ewww... *giggles*
    MunchiesMom324

    Answer by MunchiesMom324 at 6:45 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
    Bartender says, "Um, sir- you have a steering wheel jammed in your drawers?"
    Pirate replies, "Arrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
    GrnEyedGrandma

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 6:47 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • Superman was flying over the city one afternoon.
    Low and behold. He saw Wonder Woman. Laying out butt naked on a roof top..
    Well. Superman, as most know, has always had a thing for Wonder Woman.
    So, he decided this was his chance.
    He swooped down faster than a speeding bullet... bang bang wham bam thank you maam.. He tagged Wonder Woman.
    As he flew away all proud of himself and satisfied.
    Wonder Woman asked the Invisable man "What was that?'
    The Invisable man replied "I don't know.. But my ass sure does hurt"..........
    pixie_trix

    Answer by pixie_trix at 6:53 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

    "DAMN!"


    (stupid and cheesy, but I have to admit I love it)
    coder_chick

    Answer by coder_chick at 7:10 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • Did you hear about the that picked a 5 lb booger? ..... His head collapsed before he could eat it.
    coder_chick

    Answer by coder_chick at 7:11 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • knock knock


    who's there?
    banana
    banana who?
    repeat above lines 2-3 more times


     knock knock
    who's there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad i didnt say banana

    Decker

    Answer by Decker at 7:13 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • OOOH!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne, who?
    Dwayne the tub, I'm dwounding
    coder_chick

    Answer by coder_chick at 7:17 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

  • Its not really a joke, but a cheesy pickup line

    Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
    bluerose26

    Answer by bluerose26 at 7:44 PM on Jul. 29, 2010

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