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joke that wins BA

tell me a joke n ill pick the funniest one BA

 
13liz13

Asked by 13liz13 at 2:24 PM on Aug. 1, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

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  • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

    After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
    the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

    After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 2:28 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 2:29 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 2:29 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

    Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

    Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

    By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 2:30 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

    Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 2:30 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • hahahahahahah so far ur on top good one good good=)
    13liz13

    Comment by 13liz13 (original poster) at 2:30 PM on Aug. 1, 2010

  • There were two birds sitting on a wall, pete and repeat, pete fell off, who was left?

    LOL

    Good morning!!!!!!
    sherribeare

    Answer by sherribeare at 2:31 PM on Aug. 1, 2010