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can somebody tell me a joke that Will make me laugh?


Asked by tarver_kathryn at 7:14 PM on Aug. 4, 2010 in Entertainment

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  • She thought quarterback was a refund
    She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
    She tripped over a cordless phone
    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    She asked for a price check at the dollar store
    She studied for a blood test
    When she found out 90% of crimes occur around the home she moved
    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said airport left she turned around and went home

    Answer by GinNTonic at 7:26 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • Why did the blonde jump off the roof? cuz her maxi pads had wings! lol

    Answer by navajomama7 at 7:18 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:20 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"

    Answer by Nyx7 at 7:20 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • knew a blonde girl that was so stupid that....
    *she called me to get my phone
    *she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
    ...*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
    mind *she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
    *she sent me a fax with a
    stamp on it *she tried to drown a fish

    Answer by GinNTonic at 7:21 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • *She thought "Meow Mix" was a cd for cats.

    Answer by GinNTonic at 7:22 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me your name again, dear?" There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?"(Taken from the internet of jokes)


    Answer by CafeMochaMom1 at 7:38 PM on Aug. 4, 2010