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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

 
Rachelxbby

Asked by Rachelxbby at 11:55 PM on Aug. 4, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

Level 18 (6,158 Credits)
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Answers (17)
  • He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

    Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!
    Nyx7

    Answer by Nyx7 at 8:28 AM on Aug. 5, 2010

  • Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
    To keep the swelling down.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 11:56 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • Why did God create man?
    Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 11:57 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • What is a man's idea of doing housework?
    Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 11:57 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    A half hour of begging.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 11:58 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • What is gross stupidity?
    144 men in one room.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 11:58 PM on Aug. 4, 2010

  • Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex one day and asks them what they are doing. His dad says we are playing poker and your mom is being my wild card. Johnny thinks nothing of it and goes on about his business.

    A couple of weeks later Johnny walks in on his aunt and uncle doing the same thing and asks what are you two doing? The aunt replies we are playing poker and I'm being the wild card. Once again Johnny accepts this answer and goes about playing.

    A couple more weeks pass and Johnnys mom walks in on him masturbating. She asks Johnny what in the world he is doing in a shocked tone. Without slowing down a bit let alone stopping Johnny replies I am playing poker mom. She says but you don't have a wild card son. Johnny says mom...with a hand like this you don't need a wild card.
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 12:00 AM on Aug. 5, 2010

  • Bump
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 12:00 AM on Aug. 5, 2010

  • What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?
    One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 12:00 AM on Aug. 5, 2010

  • Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.

    The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.

    The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.

    The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge
    clumm

    Answer by clumm at 12:08 AM on Aug. 5, 2010

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