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Any good jokes?

Want to laugh..I'm bored!

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ria7

Asked by ria7 at 3:37 PM on Aug. 6, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Do you like fish sticks? Then you must be a gay fish.
    keisha613

    Answer by keisha613 at 3:48 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • A horse walked into a bar
    the bartender said why the long face.........................

    Okay that was dumb I cant think of any right this second let me get back to you.

    Any certain types of jokes you're looking for?
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 3:50 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • What does a man call true love?
    An erection.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 3:53 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • Wife: "I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee--start packing!"
    Husband "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
    Wife: "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 3:54 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
    So men can tell if they are coming or going.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 3:55 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • love the lottery one and coming & going one!!! thanks Im just bored at work!! needed to giggle!
    ria7

    Comment by ria7 (original poster) at 4:08 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
    I don't know, I've never seen either one
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:09 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • Why are men like laxatives?
    They can irritate the shit out of you.
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:09 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • Why is a woman different from a PC?
    A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:10 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

  • Why are men like blenders?
    You need one, but you're not quite sure why
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 4:10 PM on Aug. 6, 2010

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