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1. Q. What do a Rubic's cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

2. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

3. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

4. Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

5. Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.

6. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

7. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

8. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:23 AM on Aug. 13, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (6)
  • bahahahhaahhhahahaah i love the 1st one and all of them lol
    Leilene07

    Answer by Leilene07 at 1:26 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

  • Bahahaha OMG I like them all lol
    I like #3, 5, and 6 the best lol
    misspriss_1987

    Answer by misspriss_1987 at 1:26 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

  • I like 1 3 6 those are the best oh and 2 and 7
    mamaofficer

    Answer by mamaofficer at 1:42 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

  • all of them r funny
    A11

    Answer by A11 at 1:46 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

  • 1. Q. What do a Rubic's cube and a penis have in common?
    A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
    itsallabtthem84

    Answer by itsallabtthem84 at 2:05 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

  • #3
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 9:38 AM on Aug. 13, 2010

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