1. Q. What do a Rubic's cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
2. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
3. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
4. Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
5. Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
6. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
7. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
8. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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