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Barack Obama is NOT the anti-christ..

...Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


Asked by Anonymous at 7:28 AM on Oct. 8, 2008 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (4)
  • Photobucket

    Answer by AvasMommy810 at 7:44 AM on Oct. 8, 2008

  • Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam through land.

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:30 AM on Oct. 8, 2008

  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Answer by craftyleah at 7:49 AM on Oct. 8, 2008

  • Photobucket


    Answer by AvasMommy810 at 8:18 AM on Oct. 8, 2008