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Yo mama's so fat, she once sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!

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WomanWitty

Asked by WomanWitty at 2:59 PM on Aug. 20, 2010 in

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Answers (16)
  • Not a joke so much, but the name of a fusion restaurant my husband thought would be interesting. . . something different than the places our parents would have gone. . .a fusion of Mexican and Soul food. . . it would be called. . .


     


    NachoMamas Diner.

    jsbenkert

    Answer by jsbenkert at 4:28 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo Mama So Stupid
    I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:01 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo Momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 3:01 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • "YO momma so ugly she could press her face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies." LMAO...my fav stolen from none other than FRED SANDFORD, hahaha
    kimberlyinberea

    Answer by kimberlyinberea at 3:02 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • You momma is so fat, she sweats mayonnaise.
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 3:02 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 3:03 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo mama is so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
    SuperrMommyy

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 3:02 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo Mama So Stupid


    she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:02 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • "Yo mommas breath be kickin so hard, her lips are bruised" LOL
    kimberlyinberea

    Answer by kimberlyinberea at 3:04 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

  • Yo Mama so stupid...
    when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 3:04 PM on Aug. 20, 2010

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