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Anyone know some rhyming jokes. . . .?

Keep it clean. If you DARE! ! ! ! Moohahahaha!

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coffeeyum

Asked by coffeeyum at 3:15 PM on Aug. 23, 2010 in

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  • The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone just she and I
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing
    My hands on her breast
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart
    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow...
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 3:17 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • laughingGood one DesertRose75!

    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 3:19 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • Jack got high,
    pulled down his fly,
    and asked Jill if she wanna.

    Jill said yes,
    pulled up her dress,
    and had a little fun.

    But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
    and now they have a son
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 3:19 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • oh, just perfect. Really clean..........waaaaaa!!

    ok, like in rhyming and jokes, CLEAN you people have no class!!
    coffeeyum

    Comment by coffeeyum (original poster) at 3:21 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • Warm eyes, wet lips
    Gently touch my finger tips

    Soft sighs, silky hair
    Longing for me to touch her there

    Her begging eyes
    Her whimpering cries

    Urgent needs of one so sweet
    Bring me quickly to my feet

    The night is warm, there is no doubt
    It's my turn to take the dog out
    Bugbait

    Answer by Bugbait at 9:37 PM on Sep. 6, 2010

  • An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
    Bugbait

    Answer by Bugbait at 9:42 PM on Sep. 6, 2010

  • LOL
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 9:05 PM on Sep. 10, 2010

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