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best clean joke

 
fiatpax

Asked by fiatpax at 7:58 PM on Aug. 23, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

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  • There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

    The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

    The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

    The third father opens the window and jumps out.

    The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

    One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

    The nurse asks, "Why?"

    He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"   Tongue
    musicmom08

    Answer by musicmom08 at 11:08 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 8:25 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 8:25 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

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