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funniest joke from a kid

What was one of the funnies jokes a little kid has ever told you?

I actually have 2...
1-why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stupid
2- why doesn't the seagull like to fly over the bay? He hates to be called a baygull (bagel)

 
justduckie_mom

Asked by justduckie_mom at 8:44 PM on Aug. 23, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • lol, the only jokes I get aren't verbal...

    she'll see my phone or something, give me a look of mischive and steal it and run and hide and sit on it, and say "ta da, all gone". (she's 2)
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 9:16 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • My son asked me this the other day- "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"

    JeremysMom

    Answer by JeremysMom at 8:49 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • Why did the boy study while on the the Aeroplane?

    He wanted a higher education.
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 8:52 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interup---
    Moo.
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 9:02 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • My 15 year old son told me these:
    Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
    Because you said it was pound cake!
    What did one candle say to the other?
    "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
    Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
    The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
    Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
    In a cat-alogue!
    ambr2006

    Answer by ambr2006 at 9:20 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • Those are cute
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 8:45 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • those are cute.

    John doesn't tell many jokes yet. but I'll keep my ear out.
    lilmoosesmom

    Answer by lilmoosesmom at 8:46 PM on Aug. 23, 2010

  • I was going to go with the interrupting cow joke... I've also heard of it as an interrupting pirate, as in:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting pirate
    Interrupt-
    AAARRGH!

    The screaming "AAARRGH!" really gets ya!
    beckcorc

    Answer by beckcorc at 9:15 PM on Aug. 23, 2010