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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Before marriage, a man Yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

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san78

Asked by san78 at 10:58 AM on Aug. 24, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Before marriage, a man Yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
    Not Yet!! lol
    janieishappy

    Answer by janieishappy at 11:03 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

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