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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"


Asked by san78 at 11:10 AM on Aug. 24, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • Very,very, funny!!!! thanks for making my day!!!!!

    Answer by dancer at 11:18 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • too cute! Kids really do say the darndest things

    Answer by MomX3LJC at 11:28 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • LOL! So funny!

    Answer by Austinsmom35 at 11:30 AM on Aug. 24, 2010