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paying the bill .. funnies

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 11:13 AM on Aug. 24, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • Oh, that was good. Thanks for the laugh, even if it did hurt :-)
    Kiwismommy19

    Answer by Kiwismommy19 at 12:11 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • LMAO!! thats a great one!
    janieishappy

    Answer by janieishappy at 11:16 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • Very cute!! I needed the giggle.
    balagan_imma

    Answer by balagan_imma at 11:21 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • haha..thanks for the laugh!
    MomX3LJC

    Answer by MomX3LJC at 11:25 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • Too funny!
    Klynn-whitlow

    Answer by Klynn-whitlow at 11:37 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • LOLOLOLOL
    Erica_Smerica

    Answer by Erica_Smerica at 11:16 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

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