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wine .. funnies

I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 11:27 AM on Aug. 24, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Lmao!! haha
    janieishappy

    Answer by janieishappy at 11:32 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • Men are like a fine wine.... they start off as grapes and you have to stomp on them repeatedly and then lock them in the cellar until they turn into something you'd like to enjoy a nice dinner with.
    MunchiesMom324

    Answer by MunchiesMom324 at 11:30 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • I like to drink red wine. This girl says "Doesn't red wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually! But the first and the middle part are amazing." I'm not gonna stop doing something 'cause of what's gonna happen at the end. "Mitch, you want an apple?" "No, eventually it'll be a core."

    I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

    - Mitch Hedberg
    BethLopez

    Answer by BethLopez at 11:45 AM on Aug. 24, 2010

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