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Funny things kids say...What have you heard lately?

This was the conversation I just had with my 4 year old...

Me...Mark, is Patrick using the potty?
Mark...No.
Me...What is he doing then?
Mark...He is just being plain old nude.

Bahahahahaha!

Your turn!

 
SleepingBeautee

Asked by SleepingBeautee at 2:53 PM on Aug. 24, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Ella (4): Momma, why does we have to wear pants?
    Me: to cover our hinies.
    Ella: But I has a cute hinie, that is what yous always says.
    Me: Not everyone has a cute hinie, baby.
    Ella: I knows, yous is big.
    urkiddingright

    Answer by urkiddingright at 3:04 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • Natalie: Mommy I a big girl
    Me: I know. You are growing up so fast
    Natalie: Yep. I bigger now. I have a big belly and big boobies too
    Me:...fell out laughing

    Natalie is 2....this conversation was held at Carabba's, as loudly as she could.
    Maureen-MD

    Answer by Maureen-MD at 3:04 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • I was looking at some funny pics online with my Son 5yo, when we came across this pic

    Fat lady and the dog (poor dog) Pictures, Images and Photos

    He said "Mommy why not the doggy move before it gets squished?"
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 3:06 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • ok i know its not really funny but it is.
    my nephew was looking out the window at my moms house when a cop pulled up accross the street.
    he says "grandma, go kill that cop" and my mom says" cops help people we cant kill them"
    so he says " well go get me his car" and my mom says " thats steeling, we cant steel
    so he says "ok well i just want the lights" so my mom had to take him outside so he could ask the cop to see the lights. whats wierd is no one knows where he got the ides from.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:57 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • My hubby and I were putting my DD to bed last night and my DD saids to me "momma go go go eat cereal momma k."
    raemommy

    Answer by raemommy at 2:57 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • Ella: Momma, why does Daddy kiss you?
    Me: Because he loves me.
    Ella: Why does Daddy kiss me?
    Me: Because he loves you.
    Ella: He doesn't love me as much as he loves you.
    Me: Why would you say that sweetie?
    Ella: He never licks my mouth.

    (that was said at the table at Christmas)
    urkiddingright

    Answer by urkiddingright at 3:08 PM on Aug. 24, 2010

  • hahahaha I couldn't stop laughing at these!!!!
    MKSers

    Answer by MKSers at 11:54 AM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • my daughters said i want to move close to the school so we can walk there. when i said eventually you will ride the bus to the high school.my oldest said so we can move again closer to the school then. my youngest says just put the house on wheels and move it back and forth between the schools everyday. i had to laugh
    sherryb1273

    Answer by sherryb1273 at 12:42 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

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