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The Vacuum Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

 
mekarevell

Asked by mekarevell at 9:16 PM on Aug. 25, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • THANK YOU!!!!! I needed a good laugh.
    KiraSaucedo

    Answer by KiraSaucedo at 9:19 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • Smileyroflmao.

    musicmom08

    Answer by musicmom08 at 9:18 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • haha. That's funny. and Awful. Oh crap. Literally!.
    careph

    Answer by careph at 9:20 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • Thats a good one!
    saysha100687

    Answer by saysha100687 at 9:21 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • I saw an I love Lucy that was almost like that! lol.
    Amelia512

    Answer by Amelia512 at 9:25 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • to funny !!!
    pattie14

    Answer by pattie14 at 9:26 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • Lmmfao. That's gross.
    reigndrops12689

    Answer by reigndrops12689 at 9:40 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

  • LOL!!!!
    coala

    Answer by coala at 10:40 PM on Aug. 25, 2010

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