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Funny or insightful phrases....

"Smile at your enemies. It makes them wonder what you're up to."

 
DMac08

Asked by DMac08 at 6:54 AM on Sep. 1, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says 'oh crap, she's up'."
    mamagee1218

    Answer by mamagee1218 at 10:51 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • "A strong woman stands up for herself, a stronger woman stands up for others!"

    Morgain

    Answer by Morgain at 8:17 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • "Your lack of preparation does not constitute an emergency for me.", said to my teenage children.
    jessa1091

    Answer by jessa1091 at 8:22 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • The Village called, an idiot is missing...

    WoodWitch

    Answer by WoodWitch at 7:45 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • "When God made man, she was only joking."
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 8:22 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • Wishing doesn't make it so...

    WoodWitch

    Answer by WoodWitch at 9:30 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • Wish in one hand,s*it in the other,see which one fills up faster....
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 10:26 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • "You can't ride two horses with one ass."
    poptart0325

    Answer by poptart0325 at 10:47 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • Rude and interesting are not the same thing.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
    Follow your bliss
    If you should live to be 100 I wish to live to be 100 minus one day...Whinnie the Pooh.
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 11:49 AM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • My other fav.... 
    "Treat the Earth well, for it was not given to you by your Parents, It was loaned to you by your Children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children" ~ Ancient Indian Proverb

    Morgain

    Answer by Morgain at 11:15 AM on Sep. 1, 2010