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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNE

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship
between Brian and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doub

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BobbieJo286

Asked by BobbieJo286 at 12:28 PM on Sep. 1, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • So he sat down and wrote:
    __________________________________________________________
    Dear Mom,
    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
    I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
    for dinner.
    Love, Brian
    __________________________________________________________
    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:
    ____________________________________________________
    Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer,
    I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
    But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,
    she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom
    ~~~~~
    LESSON OF THE DAY:
     
    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.
    BobbieJo286

    Comment by BobbieJo286 (original poster) at 12:29 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • LMAO!!! That's too cute!
    SuperrMommyy

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 12:30 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • Lol, that is way too funny!
    mommy11260

    Answer by mommy11260 at 12:31 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • LOL!!! That was GREAT! Thanks for the laugh!
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 12:31 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • Wow! That's clever! And entertaining! Can't pull one over on this mom, she is way too swift!
    CafeMochaMom1

    Answer by CafeMochaMom1 at 12:33 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

  • LOL! ;)
    kksmomma1019

    Answer by kksmomma1019 at 1:00 PM on Sep. 1, 2010

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