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Am I pregnant?

I have a belly bump, I haven't had my period for about 7 months, I'm gaining weight, I'm moody, I crave things, I feel like there is something moving in my stomach, I have to pee all the time, I'm tired, and I have unprotected sex. Do you think I'm pregnant? I have to ask anonymously cause I don't want people to know I'm not sure if I'm pregnant. ;-)

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:10 PM on Sep. 3, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (15)
  • Depends on if you had unprotected sex then rode a bicycle around the block. If you avoided the swerve and didn't hit the curb you aren't pregnant. BUT if there was a fallen branch on your route you probably are pregnant. If you aren't pregnant now you will probably be in about .... um .... wait ... ugh ... I hate it when the crystal ball cracks. I will get back to you on that one.
    bryncalyn

    Answer by bryncalyn at 4:20 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • OMG Owl! I have three of those mini people running around! I thought I was hoarding three of the seven dwarfs!
    Memigen

    Answer by Memigen at 4:17 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • No your probably just REALLY constipated. get a laxative and settle on the toilet with a good book. jk
    Amelia512

    Answer by Amelia512 at 4:12 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • OMG! THAT means I'm pregnant! What about the thing that just popped out of me and started screaming when I went pee? What was THAT?!
    Memigen

    Answer by Memigen at 4:12 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • pee on your keyboard, I'll get back to you in about 2 months :)
    rhianna1708

    Answer by rhianna1708 at 4:13 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • Uh cassie..... really? Do you also offer money to the homeless person on the street standing beside their cadillac holding the "Help me I need money" sign written on their 100$ bill?
    Memigen

    Answer by Memigen at 4:16 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • AH MAN! I think this has happened to me before!!!!!! TWICE!!!!! Holy crap! There are two kids in my house and I don't know where they came from!
    Kword

    Answer by Kword at 4:16 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • There's a 2 year old in the house......so that means I WAS PREGNANT?

    cassie she was just kidding!
    Owl_Feather

    Answer by Owl_Feather at 4:16 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • lmao cassie_m...pretty sure the op is being sarcastic...
    rhianna1708

    Answer by rhianna1708 at 4:17 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

  • no, you are not pregnant, you are just really FAT, STUPID and SLUTTY
    LMAO!
    thanks for the laugh
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 4:16 PM on Sep. 3, 2010

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