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Your d/h--s/o Might Be A Redneck If >>>?

He needs to have a map pasted onto his butt so he can find the bathroom.

If he leaves to go shop and buys another socket wrench to go with the 20 other identical socket wrenches.

When the day of your birthday comes and he forgets, but wants a HUGE party with every relative on his side on "his" birthday.

If he leaves the trash for you to take out, and says he did it in May. And now it's November.

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coffeeyum

Asked by coffeeyum at 10:58 PM on Sep. 8, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Please add to list
    coffeeyum

    Comment by coffeeyum (original poster) at 11:01 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • If he rubs his feet on the carpet to take his socks off instead of bending over the normal way.
    AshleyLynnW

    Answer by AshleyLynnW at 11:03 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • He builds a house with a small window next to the recliner so that he can hunt deer while watching tv. True story...my sisters dh
    Jademom07

    Answer by Jademom07 at 11:07 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • If he uses cardboard to seal a window around an a/c unit.
    rhianna1708

    Answer by rhianna1708 at 11:08 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • Hey we did use cardboard a couple times. It ''worked''. Now , well it's plywood. Particle board didn't cut it.
    coffeeyum

    Comment by coffeeyum (original poster) at 11:12 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • If he mows the lawn on a riding mower at 7 am with a beer in his hand (true story) that was my SO at a friends wedding.
    coala

    Answer by coala at 11:13 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • He puts on his no-slip airwalk slippers to go to the store.

    He doesn't cut the power to the outside fixture BEFORE updating the wiring.

    He does the laundry cause underwear needs to be washed separately. It's a different kind of dirty!

    (excepts from my real life people)
    babyboyzz

    Answer by babyboyzz at 11:15 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • I don't understand how any of these are considered rednecks just souns lazy
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:19 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • He pays for a tatoo on his girlfriends arm. Her tatoo says ~~~MOM` with a snake around it. `
    coffeeyum

    Comment by coffeeyum (original poster) at 11:19 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

  • Yes, they are lazy. Lazy arse red-necks
    coffeeyum

    Comment by coffeeyum (original poster) at 11:21 PM on Sep. 8, 2010

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