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Intermittent Farting Disorder - anyone?

LOL, I have this one too

It's the early expression of CFD, Continuous Farting Disorder, which is far more dangerous. Farting, you see, is a disease. You can tell by the way it makes you dizzy and socially unacceptable. Farting, the studies show, actually leads to Social Anxiety Disorder and, in extreme cases, paranoia. Fortunately, there are drugs available to help you.

http://www.naturalnews.com/019418_disease_mongering_psychiatry.html

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glenndoir

Asked by glenndoir at 1:18 AM on Sep. 9, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • I swear my husband has this and seriously they always smell HORRID, it's like he got butt f****d with a garbage truck.
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 1:21 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • LMAO! I'm up late suffering from IFD now. I think its the 4 cups of coffee talking back.
    babyboyzz

    Answer by babyboyzz at 1:23 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • LMAO you should have seen what my breakfast did to me, lord almighty.
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 1:24 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • Late night ass humor is the best!
    babyboyzz

    Answer by babyboyzz at 1:25 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • I agree, I haven't been on cafemom in forever, so I miss the fun of the night crew
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 1:27 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • LOL, thanks for making me laugh.

    Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also.
    glenndoir

    Comment by glenndoir (original poster) at 1:29 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.


    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
    He worked it out with a pencil.
    glenndoir

    Comment by glenndoir (original poster) at 1:31 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • Awesome!!
    babyboyzz

    Answer by babyboyzz at 1:31 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • My DH definately suffers from this, but he claims it's "African Barking Spiders"
    dmbutler

    Answer by dmbutler at 1:45 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

  • My husband too speaks of the barking spiders. How curious. Us ladies must have missed the meeting on that one!
    babyboyzz

    Answer by babyboyzz at 1:48 AM on Sep. 9, 2010

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