Once upon a time, a couple wasted precious money to support a stripper's crack habit. The couple was laboring under the entirely misguided notion that this would somehow bring them closer together. The husband ogled the strippers and stuffed money that could have been used to pay bills or fatten a child's college account into some tiny panties. The wife felt insecure about all the ogling and understandable boner the husband was sporting. The couple fought about the incident at some point, probably after a number of overpriced drinks. The husband ended up frustrated, sexually overstimulated and unsatisfied because the wife ended up angry and feeling generally unlovely in some way so naturally, she wasn't going to be putting out any time soon.
How about that story?
at 12:18 PM on Sep. 15, 2010