You walk right up to him and say " if you get off the internet and pay attention to me" or I am going to leave and come back with a bat and it wont be pretty! LOL
Really, you just need to tell him either you can get off the Internet and pay attention to you or you will find someone who will!
As a PP said cut the line....that may also work too
at 7:25 AM on Sep. 16, 2010