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Does your husband take a LONG time in the bathroom.. adult content

going poop? AHHH! Mine takes like 25 minutes! What the hell are they doing in there?! I go in when I have to go. I've never taken more than 5 minutes unless I'm sick with diarrhea.


Asked by butterflyblue19 at 7:16 PM on Sep. 17, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • RIGHT!!!! I don't get it. I actually think there has to be some reason for it. Apparently guys don't really push- from what I've been told by a group of guys i discussed this with- or if they do push its like they have no muscles for it. us women have all those birthing muscles so IDK. It drives me crazy though. Half the time I know he's doing nothing but sitting there reading. Literally the other night he says to me "Man, i'm so tired i fell asleep reading in there." WHAT!??!! Its a mystery to me.

    Answer by GoldenLinds at 7:19 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • HAHA....he takes 25/30 minutes.....He gets caught into reading. I think he gets toooo comfortable in can't stand being in the bathroom no more then 10 minutes.

    Answer by Artistachica at 7:20 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • omg no kidding! its even worse when he takes his laptop in there! and we only have 1 bathroom so its really annoying. most of the time the kids end up needing it and he gets kicked out anyways :P

    Answer by DreainCO at 7:27 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • Yeah, I don't get it. I would not want to sit there any longer than I have to!

    Answer by elizabr at 7:30 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • Yes, I am in and out in like 2 minutes flat...he sits in there for 20-30 minutes, reading his industry magazines, which could certainly be read sitting in a chair lying on the bed, right? I don't get it; sitting for extended periods of time on the commode just flares up those damned hemorrhoids anyway!

    Answer by vicesix at 7:39 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • Yep but he doesn't take no 25 minutes although I have often wondered what the heck do men do I go in and get my job done. I have fibromyalgia also and I get done pretty fast and I also have IBS


    Answer by Moms_Angels1960 at 7:48 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • My husband plays with his phone while in there. He says he's "working" but I know when he's playing a game.

    Answer by Danaefm at 9:44 PM on Sep. 17, 2010

  • No, when he has to do #2 he does it before I am awake, I think-he still gets embarrassed.

    Answer by NicolesMommy at 12:41 AM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • Yes - but he has a medical condition (fibromyalgia) that can cause digestive problems.

    Answer by kimberlyann_214 at 7:18 PM on Sep. 17, 2010