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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No. Seriously...

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 8:50 PM on Sep. 18, 2010 in Just for Fun

Answers (8)
  • LOL I really have so clue
    nikkole42

    Answer by nikkole42 at 8:51 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • 3 times their body weight a day
    navywifemomkoch

    Answer by navywifemomkoch at 8:51 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • As much as it could. :)

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck_if_a_woodchuck_could_chuck_wood

    This article says about 700 lbs, depending widely on if the woodchuck wanted to chuck wood, if he was able to, and how much he needed to.
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 9:06 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • It actually depends on if there are any female woodchucks around for him to impress.
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 9:08 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • He would chuck what a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
    carol2m2

    Answer by carol2m2 at 9:09 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • Depends on whether or not he is a member of a union! LOL :o)
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 10:10 PM on Sep. 18, 2010

  • GOOD ONE
    LoVe4Free

    Answer by LoVe4Free at 5:35 AM on Sep. 19, 2010

  • idk...but it was fun to say...lol
    horsesteelers

    Answer by horsesteelers at 10:06 PM on Sep. 19, 2010

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