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what is the weirdest thing you have used to masterbate with? adult content

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mommaofemma

Asked by mommaofemma at 12:53 AM on Sep. 20, 2010 in Health

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  • lol what is ur weirdest thing!?
    VERONICAS_MOM

    Answer by VERONICAS_MOM at 12:54 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • Yeah, you first! LOL
    aliceryannesmom

    Answer by aliceryannesmom at 12:54 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • Hahaha funny you should ask this. In middle school we did a project with this plastic rockets that we launched outside. One day in high school, I was really wanting to use something to masterbate with and I happened to find this rocket in the back of my closet. It was shaped exactly like a penis pretty much and it was really long and really fat. So I used it! It worked pretty well actually. Hahaha however I had to throw it away after a few times because I felt like I couldn't get it clean.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:56 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • eh nothing, thought about using a pickle :)
    mommaofemma

    Comment by mommaofemma (original poster) at 12:56 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • Okay...let's see...I once used a vibrating razor (after taking the razor part off, of course! haha) but I don't know if that's the weirdest. It just came to mind because it was DH's and he had no idea; I washed it and put it back! LOL
    aliceryannesmom

    Answer by aliceryannesmom at 1:00 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • A mascara wand, wrapped in saran. I am sure there were other weird things but that springs to mind.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:01 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • not telling til the op tells first
    wheresthewayout

    Answer by wheresthewayout at 1:06 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • a candle, it was weird :)
    sonshinemomma

    Answer by sonshinemomma at 1:10 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • A picture of the Pope?... *uh oh*
    Blabbermouth

    Answer by Blabbermouth at 1:30 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • This is kinda sick but when I'm mad at my hubby I use his fingers when he's sleeping lol. He has no clue and I feel sneeky for a while lol. I made a joke about it once and he said that would be so hot but I never fessed up so at least I know he wouldn't have a problem with it ;)
    Sonnyswife

    Answer by Sonnyswife at 1:54 AM on Sep. 20, 2010

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