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"You no your a mother when"

Lets play a game, "You know your a mother when" finish that sentience.
You know your a mother when you go out to the bar with friends, and think your looking mighty fine because everyone and there uncle is checking you out, only to hear once you get into the girls room “there is something on your ass” upon closer inspection, you realize you have a jiz colored spot of baby sit-up, and maybe traces of breakfast on the butt of your jeans, and you don’t care.

 
JnCV

Asked by JnCV at 5:55 PM on Sep. 20, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (18)
  • Your little one pukes at the dinner table and after you clean him & everything else up you can go ahead and continue eating your dinner without a thought. LOL! That actually happened to us on Saturday night!
    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 10:33 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • ...you no longer gag when someone throws up in front of you.
    SabrinaBean

    Answer by SabrinaBean at 6:00 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • You are excited your vehicle is a minivan.

    Gailll

    Answer by Gailll at 5:58 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • when you don't know what do when your kids aren't around
    Smiley001

    Answer by Smiley001 at 6:03 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • when you think your going to have a good night & get some, only to hear the words, Mommy I had a nightmare.
    lilmoosesmom

    Answer by lilmoosesmom at 5:58 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • You know you are a mother when... You are elbow deep in poop and can laugh about it. :D
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 5:59 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • you get up and get your son on the bus even when you have a migraine headache and the sunlight is bothering you
    pbilotti

    Answer by pbilotti at 6:01 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • You know you're a mother when you're pointing everything out and people look at you like you're crazy!!
    "Thats a plane up there in the sky!!! Oh my goodness where do you think it is going, who do you think is in it?"
    "Oh my, that loud thing was a car.... vrooommmmmmm vrooommmmmm errrrrrr"
    lol
    I'm always doing that with my daughter!!
    gottalovemal

    Answer by gottalovemal at 6:04 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • when you walk around your home looking for something to do while your kids are in school. I get so bored when they're not here.
    DesertRose75

    Answer by DesertRose75 at 6:08 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • ... when you get ID'd at the store and in the process of getting out your license, you find 2 unwrapped pieces of candy, 3 Lego pieces, a toy car missing a wheel, an action figure from a Happy Meal, 2 sheashells and a rock... and the clerk says, "Nevermind, only a mom would have that stuff in her purse...."
    geminilove

    Answer by geminilove at 6:26 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

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