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Any wired up ladies out here game>? (for some yo mama jokes?)

Yo mama is such a big mouth, she can blow up her own bicycle tires.
Was that the wind? Oh, it's just yo mama exhaling !
I felt an earthquake, like a 5.5 ! Oops...yo mama was trying to practice for the 10 -K .
The pool just got drained.
I mean Yo Mama just got in and then out of the pool.
I lost my keys.
I mean Yo Mama was looking for a toothpick for her teeth.

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:15 PM on Sep. 20, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • lol...i have never heard them before and i have heard alot of them
    jesslovesyou08

    Answer by jesslovesyou08 at 10:17 PM on Sep. 20, 2010

  • YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A QUARTER A BUGER POPPED OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTONS NOSE!!!! CLASSIC
    MOM.E.BUTTERFLY

    Answer by MOM.E.BUTTERFLY at 1:30 AM on Sep. 21, 2010

  • Yo Mamas wouldn't wouldn't like ya'll talk'in about yo Mamas ya'll know.
    peacockmom

    Answer by peacockmom at 5:25 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

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