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Since everybody have these great jokes, here is one I know you'll love.

Daily Joke ~ On a sunny Sunday afternoon...

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them.

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the same result - the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of them said quietly: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you really need to move your cat."

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:34 PM on Sep. 21, 2010 in Entertainment

Answers (6)
  • lmao....that was a good one!!!
    Ladyblue38

    Answer by Ladyblue38 at 6:20 PM on Sep. 21, 2010

  • ouch poor pussy
    steveiguana

    Answer by steveiguana at 8:31 PM on Sep. 21, 2010

  • LMAO too cute.
    xxhazeldovexx

    Answer by xxhazeldovexx at 11:06 PM on Sep. 21, 2010

  • LOL!!!
    ceallaigh

    Answer by ceallaigh at 11:10 PM on Sep. 21, 2010

  • funny!!
    keisha613

    Answer by keisha613 at 12:58 AM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • lol haha that is great
    LiLJeni

    Answer by LiLJeni at 2:05 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

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