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Have you ever......................? adult content

had so much gas that you cleared out a room. Well i kept farting in church yesterday and people were slowly moving away from me so my question is will god forgive me for that and will he forgive the people that moved away. i was feeling judged. I have a stomach issue and somedays it is worse than others.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 7:21 PM on Sep. 22, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (25)
  • Where in the bible does it say "thou shalt not fart"? It doesn't . There is no debate about this. God does not view this as a sin. Bless you my child...
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 7:23 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • No. Go will not forgive you. Jesus does not like farting at all. The people that moved away from you will also burn in hell.
    circle_of_life

    Answer by circle_of_life at 7:23 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • Well, as the old joke goes ....I guess you were sitting in your own pew. lol
    dmbutler

    Answer by dmbutler at 7:27 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • i'd say you were making a joyful noise to the Lord!
    dullscissors

    Answer by dullscissors at 8:39 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • well...if farting is a sin i think we're all screwed...especially pregnant women...cause pregnant farts are the WORST!
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 7:33 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • Cirle of Life, that is way too funny! I laughed til I farted!
    WyndenSkie

    Answer by WyndenSkie at 7:25 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • is this a joke?
    Shaneagle777

    Answer by Shaneagle777 at 7:30 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • Oh, thought shalt not fart is in the bible alright! You just haven't been reading your bible enough! WHich is also a sin. I think you're screwed...
    circle_of_life

    Answer by circle_of_life at 7:36 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • yeah..all the time
    shay1130

    Answer by shay1130 at 7:23 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

  • Circle of Life...tears are streaming down my face from laughing! Oh Anonymous, I wouldn't worry about Jesus forgiving you, I'd worry about your husband!
    HeatheranninSP

    Answer by HeatheranninSP at 7:46 PM on Sep. 22, 2010

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