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CAMPING JOKE ........... part 2 -of - 4

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still didn't burn, but one of our tents did. Also some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked OK when we left. Scoutmaster Webb said that a car that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us.

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Asked by Anonymous at 9:33 PM on Sep. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. 6:53 PM 02/03/2000 This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Webb isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 9:34 PM on Sep. 27, 2010

  • Guess what? We've all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Also Wade and I threw up. Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with the food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 9:35 PM on Sep. 27, 2010

  • Don't worry about anything, we are going into town later today to buy bullets.

    Everything is fine. See you when I get back.
    Corey.

    P.S. I never tried to hitch-hike, but the counselor here is willing to let us have a badge, it's a brand new one this year!!
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 9:42 PM on Sep. 27, 2010

  • oh wow
    olivia.stewart

    Answer by olivia.stewart at 9:53 PM on Sep. 27, 2010

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