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Know a clean Knock Knock joke?

Haven't heard a Knock Knock joke in a long time. Just for fun would you share yours with us? Plz keep it clean. we have young eyes looking. Thank you

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Prayerpartner

Asked by Prayerpartner at 4:36 AM on Sep. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Knock Knock...

    Whos there?

    Wagon..

    Wagon who??


    WAGON WHEEL!!!! .............I dont understand either, but my grandpa thought it was hilarious every time he told it
    stenhouse_baby

    Answer by stenhouse_baby at 4:58 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Who.

    Who who?

    Are you an owl?
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 5:37 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? (I usually say the banana series 3-4 times.)
    London3

    Answer by London3 at 5:45 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • This is my son's favorite...

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Awe, it's okay you don't have to cry!
    Leigh519121

    Answer by Leigh519121 at 7:37 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • knock, knock
    who's there?
    Shelby
    Shelby who?
    Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes!
    foxracing43701

    Answer by foxracing43701 at 8:43 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Honeydew and cantaloupe
    Honeydew and cantaloupe who?
    Honeydew you love me? We cantaloupe now! (Honey do you love me? We can't elope now)
    vicesix

    Answer by vicesix at 9:05 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Auhhhh, you guys are great! Thank you for creating a smile on my face and laughter in my soul!
    Prayerpartner

    Comment by Prayerpartner (original poster) at 11:28 AM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Knock, Knock,
    Who's there?
    Buzz......
    Buzz Who?
    Buzz, I just can't think of a good Knock, Knock joke
    peacockmom

    Answer by peacockmom at 4:17 PM on Sep. 29, 2010

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