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Bed bugs...the plague and a tale tell sign of the end times.. HUH?!?!

Okay, I am trying not to laugh. I know that it is not funny. But the way dh is over here running off at the mouth about how we are all going to die and how this is just another sign...ok let me show you ladies.

"My legs itch. I swear if one of my students brought bed bugs on this truck....."
"Babe, your mind is messing with you. You don't have bed bugs. Check your legs, any bites?"
"No, but I know. I KNOOOOW!!"
"WTH do you know?"
"I know what this is. The bed bugs. Its Gods wrath. AIDS/HIV didn't stop people from being Godless. Let them be attacked by thousands of blood hungry pests. Let their flesh be dinner for pestilence. End times I tell you roz. END TIMES. Like locusts, this is the bed bug PLAGUE!!"
"So let me get this straight...the bed bugs are a plague sent from God to correct the Godless??"
"Correct Grasshopper...Now shut up, my legs itch."

Anyone else find the hilarity in that, or am I just twisted?? LoL

 
4xsthetrouble

Asked by 4xsthetrouble at 9:24 PM on Sep. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • Thats funny and twisted. I'm surprised this belief hasn't been on the news!! LOL
    Scuba

    Answer by Scuba at 9:26 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • ROFLMFAO!! That is totally funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!
    SusieQue717

    Answer by SusieQue717 at 9:26 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • time always repets it self lol but i dont think the world will end any time soon
    saadamarie

    Answer by saadamarie at 9:27 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Lmao your hubby is funny.
    reigndrops12689

    Answer by reigndrops12689 at 9:41 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • LOL
    1boyand4girls

    Answer by 1boyand4girls at 7:56 AM on Sep. 29, 2010

  • LOL wow..
    poptart0325

    Answer by poptart0325 at 9:09 AM on Sep. 29, 2010

  • lol
    KiraSaucedo

    Answer by KiraSaucedo at 12:54 PM on Sep. 29, 2010

  • Actually, I think the stink bugs are a sign of the end times. They look much more evil than bedbugs.
    ceallaigh

    Answer by ceallaigh at 4:38 PM on Sep. 29, 2010

  • OMG is he a hypocondriac? (sp) or is he afraid of dying. Just to funny for words.
    MyAngel003

    Answer by MyAngel003 at 4:53 PM on Sep. 29, 2010

  • No he's not afraid of dying or anything. LoL. He just has these random moments and its like, "Really? Did that come out of your mouth?" LooooooooL
    4xsthetrouble

    Comment by 4xsthetrouble (original poster) at 4:55 PM on Sep. 29, 2010