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Stupid Question #7: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 
Cafe Meghan

Asked by Cafe Meghan at 11:06 PM on Sep. 28, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (272)
  • a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    thank you Google.
    MommaofH2

    Answer by MommaofH2 at 11:07 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Only as much as his stomach can hold at any one point in time...over and over again.
    Jademom07

    Answer by Jademom07 at 11:07 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Ummm..... A lot.... Lol....
    xxlilmomma09

    Answer by xxlilmomma09 at 11:07 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • hahahahahaha none because a woodchuck can't chuck wood
    4_28_bbboy

    Answer by 4_28_bbboy at 11:08 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • The wood chuck gave up when he saw Chuck Norris enter the picture...
    thatgirl70

    Answer by thatgirl70 at 11:10 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • He'd chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    Amelia512

    Answer by Amelia512 at 11:11 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • I think he would say "screw the wood, give me a WOODCHUCK hard cider"
    Maureen-MD

    Answer by Maureen-MD at 11:12 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • do wood chucks ever get splinters between their teeth? just asking
    beyondhopes

    Answer by beyondhopes at 11:36 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Quite a bit according to the name.
    Smile161

    Answer by Smile161 at 11:38 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

  • Woodchucks Chucking Wood
    musicmom08

    Answer by musicmom08 at 11:09 PM on Sep. 28, 2010

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