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OMG - this is hilarious! Please BUMP and send around ....

This is an "actual letter" from an Austin , Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2009 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.



Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.

But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

 
tasches

Asked by tasches at 12:45 PM on Sep. 30, 2010 in Crazy for Credits

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Answers (15)
  • That is priceless.
    jshimmy

    Answer by jshimmy at 1:57 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • OMG...that is freakin' funny!!!!!
    BradenIsMySon

    Answer by BradenIsMySon at 12:48 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • My sil emailed that to me a while ago and I thought it was so hilarious and right. I am dealing with AF for the 2nd time this month, uhh....
    PoisonousBlonde

    Answer by PoisonousBlonde at 12:49 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • Holy Cats that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a looooonnnnng time!!

    You go girl!!
    hootie826

    Answer by hootie826 at 1:08 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • I got that in an email about 2 years ago, very funny.
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 1:11 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • LOL that is so funny and very truthful
    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 1:16 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • LOVE IT
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 1:47 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • OMG!!! That's freakin' hilarious!!! I always hated those commercials, I use Playtex or Kotex...
    VanessaMomof2

    Answer by VanessaMomof2 at 2:31 PM on Sep. 30, 2010

  • So happy to be menopausal (due to emergency surgery at age 37) for the past 5 years! Every cloud DOES have a silver lining! :o)
    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 7:15 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

  • Bump
    cynprz

    Answer by cynprz at 10:56 PM on Oct. 2, 2010

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